They say you shouldn't make popcorn with Silverwater Secret Spice, pair it with an organic Merlot, and Google old boyfriends. But I say, this combination can lead to an exciting psychological breakthrough. You should try it sometime.
Why? Because you might stumble upon some dumb comments said ex made publicly, and learn about the online communities he's joined and think, upon seeing his much fatter, much balder self in a picture posed with his new "band" against a telephone pole with some water in the background, "what a loser."
Indeed. Sigh.
If you really want to see how far you've come, just Google. You'll be glad you did.
1 comment:
Hahaha, I love it! I'm just hoping Facebook doesn't launch a new feature that will allow users to see who's actively stalking them. ;)
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