Tuesday, July 1, 2008

The Funniest Four Minutes of My Week

Oh. My. God.

The worst (and possibly best) voice mail message ever.

I don't know who this Olga is, but I love, love, love her for making this public. Break.com, the site that hosts this message, implies that Dimitri is a "douchebag," but dear 40licious readers, I think we can do better. I mean, who uses those, anyway? They're not very good for you because they disturb the body's natural Ph balance.

I can't stop howling. Even though it is not in the kindest and most compassionate way.

God. Oh my God. Please bless Dimitri and Olga.


I Speak Film said...

Oh my gosh. I am speechless. Shayne thought it couldn't be real. But no one could make that stuff up! That was HI-LARIOUS.

Paul said...

What makes this worse, actually, is that he actually believes he's quite a pick-up artist.