Oh. My. God.
The worst (and possibly best) voice mail message ever.
I don't know who this Olga is, but I love, love, love her for making this public. Break.com, the site that hosts this message, implies that Dimitri is a "douchebag," but dear 40licious readers, I think we can do better. I mean, who uses those, anyway? They're not very good for you because they disturb the body's natural Ph balance.
I can't stop howling. Even though it is not in the kindest and most compassionate way.
God. Oh my God. Please bless Dimitri and Olga.